Getting Smashed (Up) with Smash Up

What happens when you take every trope in gaming, from pirates and zombies to aliens and wizards, throw them together in a box, and declare all-out war? Unlikely alliances are forged and the fight gets brutal.

In Smash-Up, from AEG, each faction has its own deck of twenty cards. Each player chooses two factions, shuffles them together and draws a hand. Then they screw their friends over, more or less.

In this “shufflebuilding” game, each player attempts to have the most power on a base (by playing minion cards) before it’s smashed (before the power value of the base is reached). On their turn, a player can play a minion and an action, and then they pretty much do whatever the card says.

When a base is smashed, it scores, usually awarding points to the top three players with the most power on the base.

In our four-player game, we had a deck of ghosts and robots; another of pirates and plants; one of ninjas and wizards; and finally, dinosaurs and aliens. Sounds awesome, right?


It is. But it comes at a price.

Since Smash-Up involves two unique worlds colliding, we decided to do something different for this week’s Game & Beer Pairing. We picked up six unique beers, and combined two at a time at random.

Here were our beers:


Abita Strawberry Harvest

Milk Stout Nitro by Left Hand Brewing Company

Evil Genius Beer Company’s Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Heavy Seas’ Tropi Cannon IPA

Widmer Brothers Hefe

Roy Pitz Brewing Company’s Honey Sucker Pils

Each one is deserving of its own pairing and delicious by its own right, but this is Smash Up. War makes you do terrible things.

How it pairs

We started our pairing with small, civilized tastings of each beer by itself, along with a gentlemanly toast, because we knew $h*t was about to go down.

The most interesting beer smash-up was probably the Purple Monkey Dishwasher, a chocolate peanut butter porter, with the Strawberry Harvest, a fruity lager, which made something akin to a peanut butter and jelly beer. The Tropi Cannon IPA and Honey Sucker Pils made a nice citrusy combination with a tinge of sweetness, not unlike orange blossom honey.

We don’t have room to include every combination we made, so check out the slider photos for more of our brew smash-ups.


Speaking of… let’s talk about the carnage.

Here’s the thing about Smash-Up: If you’re the kind of player that doesn’t want to attack others because you want to be perceived as “the nice one,” you’re probably not going to win. If you’re the type of player that gets pissed off easily because someone else attacked you, you’re going to ruin the experience for everyone else.

The short version: Those with thin skin need not apply.

Doritos are tasty, but also make napkins a gaming accessory.
Doritos are tasty, but also make napkins a gaming accessory.

A whole lot of cards in the game casually destroy other minions on a whim, so even though you played something with a power of 5 and you’re certain the base is going to score this round doesn’t mean that the jerk to your left won’t kill that minion off so that he can get an extra point.

Oh, what’s that? You played a Shinobi on that base so that when it scores you can furtively slide him over to the next one? Nope, sorry; Saucy Wench just took him out.

Plan all you want, but even those little robots with power values of 1 and 2 will swarm all over you and smash that base before your next turn.

Be warned–bases can get smashed in the blink of an eye. Try and spread your minions out!

We played to a score of 15, and Arielle (robots and ghosts) won by two points, edging out Eric (plants and pirates) who ended up with 13. Anthony’s ninjas did a good job of assassinating a bunch of minions, but the wizards did him no favors in winning points. Tom’s dinosaurs fought valiantly, but it seemed that his aliens were more interested in probing than smashing. (Ha.)

We like Smash-Up because it’s a good gateway game for the casual gamer, and it’ll tell you a lot about the type of players you’re with. It’s easy to learn and can be a lot of fun… if you’re playing with the right people.

Do you have a favorite beer “smash up”?


About Smash-Up

  • Published in 2012 by AEG (Alderac Entertainment Group)
  • Awesome Level 9000 expansion (Ghosts, Plants) published in 2014
  • 2 to 4 players
  • 45 to 60 minute play time
  • Like Small World, King of Tokyo, and finding out how your friends really feel about you? Try this game!

About the beers

  • Widmer Brothers Hefe is a 4.9% ABV hefeweizen brewed year-round in the Pacific Northwest.
  • Purple Monkey Dishwasher by Evil Genius Beer Company is a chocolate peanut butter porter made with roasted barley, at 6.7% ABV.
  • Abita Strawberry Harvest, at 4.2% ABV, is a fruity session lager that’s big on the strawberry aroma, but not overpoweringly so on the flavor.
  • The Honey Sucker Pils by Roy Pitz Brewing Company is a 5.2% ABV spring seasonal German-style pilsner.
  • Left Hand Brewing Company’s Milk Stout Nitro is a smooth, mocha-flavored stout that with hints of coffee and chocolate. 6% ABV.
  • Tropi Cannon is a seasonal citrusy IPA made with grapefruit and blood orange that’s 7.25% ABV and 45 IBU, made by Heavy Seas Brewing Company.

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